January 2010
December 2009
“I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbies dolls. Ken was my favourite. Then one Christmas, I got them a camper, and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So, I wasn’t too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.”
—Vada, My Girl 1991
“I’ll tell you who does get ignored: Johnny Depp. On the set of Pirates of the Caribbean, the birds just walked straight past him, get out of the bloody way whoever-you-are, we wanna get to Orlando; they were around me like flies around shit … “Ooh, look at me, I make art-house movies! Ooh, look at me, I’ve got scissors for hands!” Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker!”
—Orlando Bloom, Extras 2.01 (via annahinks)
“I was born jaundiced. Once, I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught haemorrhoids. I’ve learned to live with a chicken bone lodged in my throat for three years. So, I knew Dad would be devastated when he heard of my latest affliction. (To dad) Dad? I don’t want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It could only mean one thing: Cancer. I’m dying.”
—Vada, My Girl 1991
